An obituary of sorts.
"nope no phone, it has passed to iphone heaven. she lived a good life, put up with lots of abuse from the kids, and left a legacy for other iphones to aspire towards. she was an original Iphone 1, but she kept up with Iphones 2 & 3 half her age. On the day she passed, she was dropped 3 times by D on concrete, i watched it happen... brutally painful. Yet she kept on displaying Sesame Street despite her impotence. And she will continue to serve the brutal children, even though her transmitting days are over...an inspiration to us all and a reminder that newer is not always better. RIP"