Phone Call

Poison Control Nice Lady (BJ): "Thank you for calling Rocky Mountain Poison Control, this is BJ."

Me: "Hello, my name is Amanda. I just found my son brushing his teeth with Monostat."

BJ: (trying to stifle her laughter) "Okay, let me pull that one up."

Me: "I have no idea how much he used."

BJ: "Which Monostat is it, 3?"

Me: "I have no idea. Let me look, I threw it in the trash, it was my first reaction!"

The conversation went on for a while. 

Needless to say, he's fine. Maybe a little nauseous, but fine! 

I on the other hand... am a bit scarred!