I have been failing at many things lately. Mostly, it's parenting.
But also, I bought natural toilet paper... FAIL! (Trust me, it's AWFUL!)
And also, I forgot my husband was sick for the last ten days, and ignored him... FAIL.
Today my mom came to take the boys to swim lessons while I took the babies to their visit. When I returned I could tell it did not go well, the boys were disastrous. She was calling them "Thing 1 and Thing 2" at that point. She also had a list of their indiscretions to relay. Then we went to lunch, and both of them made loud comments about a large man who came and sat down next to us! (MORTIFYING!)
And really this has been the trend. I am failing.
(Thing 1 and Thing 2)
And to make matters worse, we are leaving on a 24-hour car ride in a few days! No, that wasn't a typo, we're heading to the farm soon, which is SOOO fun.
Any advice on how to keep four children under four, two adults, and a dog happy while we trek across the country? (Yes, the dog is coming too! It is going to be a disaster!)